This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
