Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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