Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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