I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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