just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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