its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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