She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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