are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
she peed on how many people?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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