No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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