these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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