32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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