I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Randomize
