Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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