She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
whose parrot is this?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
