using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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