I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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