Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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