I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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