we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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