What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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