Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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