Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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