Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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