Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
