im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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