her vagine was all disorganized.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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