I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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