This dress was meant to end up on your floor
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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