All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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