sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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