So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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