If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize
