i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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