The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
