have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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