I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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