More tranny stories later!
literally had 100 drinks last night.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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