so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
