hell yes lets make some ravioli
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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