I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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