I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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