I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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