In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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