is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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