You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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