he wants to bone in the snuggie
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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