It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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