Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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