laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
