There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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